Katie Sez...

... Thank you, Sir!

after Mike asked her if he could take her empty dinner plate from the table.

I asked her if she'd been watching a lot of Marcie and Peppermint Pattie, to which Maggie replied...

... Who is Pepperoni Pattie?

Deep Breaths, Count to Ten

This afternoon, I cleared away most of the furniture in the dining room so that I could sweep and mop the hardwood floors. After dinner when the floor had dried, I put all the furniture back and laid out my brand new rug on the clean floor. Then I went to check my email.

That's when Kate pee pee'd all over my floor and the new rug.

You'll be glad to know that I didn't kill her. I just yelled a little bit.

"Carpet pissers, man!"
"That rug really tied the room together."