This afternoon, I cleared away most of the furniture in the dining room so that I could sweep and mop the hardwood floors. After dinner when the floor had dried, I put all the furniture back and laid out my brand new rug on the clean floor. Then I went to check my email.
That's when Kate pee pee'd all over my floor and the new rug.
You'll be glad to know that I didn't kill her. I just yelled a little bit.
"Carpet pissers, man!"
"That rug really tied the room together."