... Dad, all the hair is gone off the sides of your head.
(as he came in the door from getting a bad haircut.)
... It looks weird. Do you agree with me?
And Katie sez...
... Mom, can I have Doris the Exploris on my TV?
I'm afraid she really thinks the character is called Doris. WASPy Doris and her lemur sidekick Poots.