Don't name your brand new wee bairn Brooklyn, Madison, Bronx or Cheyenne! Those are all so 2010. Let Auntie Amanda name your baby...
Creative baby name suggestions for Okies:
Roxbury (sounds tough)
Wellesley (middle name: Adams; reminds me of Wednesday & Pugsley Addams. You could also get with the whole Kim/Kanye thing and go with North Adams.)
Providence (Okies love religious names and this one's straight up Puritanical)
Worchester (pronounced Woostah)
Allston-Brighton (can't decide if this is better or worse with a hyphenated last name: Allston-Brighton Finch-Fletchley? Too much, or not enough?)
Creative baby name suggestions for Bostonians:
Bixby (nickname: Bix. Pretty sweet)
Mustang (wicked cool, that)
Harrah (rhymes with Sarah. Probably will be constantly misspelled, but isn't that the point of names like these?)
Checotah (pronounced Sha-coat-uh)
Idabel (middle name: June. Double down on that trendy Dust Bowl aesthetic.)
There you go. Now, don't feel like you have to send me an invitation to your Gender Reveal Party or anything. Knowing you named your kid Bixby because I said it sounded cool is thanks enough.