... Folks, we haven't seen anything like this in a very, VERY long time - since the '90s!
(while doing a fake news broadcast with Maggie)
... I do not like that dad buzzard! He's mean to those coyotes, and he won't let his son play the banjo! Everyone likes the banjo! I wish I had a banjo!
(said extremely indignantly, while reading Hank the Cow Dog: It's a Dog's Life at bedtime the other night)
... Great joke! Nailed it! Psyche!
(after telling me I had something in my hair when I didn't, making me get up to go look in the mirror; then she made me give her a high five)