*singing* [Each girl gets to sing one song before lights out at bedtime.]
... up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are MIDDLE FINGER!
Mike: Um, what?!
Maggie: Middle finger! *pointing at Kate (with her pointer finger)* MIDDLE FINGER!
Me: Why are you saying that? Where did you hear that?
Maggie: Middle finger, Kate! You know, "Where is middle finger?"
Kate: Oh yeah! Middle finger!
*Kate sings "Where is middle finger? Where is middle finger? Here I am! Here I am!" complete with hand gestures*
[Kate has been singing Where is Thumbkin? every night, one finger/verse per night. Tonight was Middle Finger Night.]
Maggie: See! MIDDLE FINGER.
[Mike and I manage some nonchalant Good Nights and run out of the room before laughing.]