(in the car on the way to the airport - this is a bit of an oldie but a goodie)
...We're going to work.
Me: No, we're going to the airport to fly to Oklahoma. Remember?
Maggie: Daddy goes to work.
Usually, but today we're all going to the airport.
Daddy works and Maggie plays.
What does Katie do?
Like the babies on the bus - wah, wah, wah?
Yes. Daddy works, Maggie plays, and Katie wahs.
What does Mommy do?