Maggie Sez...

... Mrs. Pruney dropped all the tea cups in the soup, Mom!

Me: Who is Mrs. Pruney?

My imaginary mom. Mrs. Pruney is a VERY good mom!

What about me?! Aren't I a good mom?!

Yes, you're my real mom, and you're also a very good mom, but Mrs. Pruney is a VERY good mom.

How is she such a good mom?

She's not like you, she let's me stick my fingers in my nose.

I don't think I can compete with that.