... Mrs. Pruney dropped all the tea cups in the soup, Mom!
Me: Who is Mrs. Pruney?
My imaginary mom. Mrs. Pruney is a VERY good mom!
What about me?! Aren't I a good mom?!
Yes, you're my real mom, and you're also a very good mom, but Mrs. Pruney is a VERY good mom.
How is she such a good mom?
She's not like you, she let's me stick my fingers in my nose.
I don't think I can compete with that.