Monday, March 7, 2011

She Don't Get No Respect

My cousin Amy recently sent me an email full of corny jokes which reminded me that I needed to share about Maggie's current infatuation with telling jokes. She loves them, the cornier the better! They are made hilarious to us by her uniquely four-year-old style of punchline delivery and the fact that she laughs with such delight after each one even though she's told it a hundred times already. Here are some of her favorites:

Why did the chicken cross the street (yes, she usually says street instead of road)?
To get to the other side

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
*sniff sniff* Do you smell carrots?

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did A say to B?
(This joke was originally made up by our friend Kevin's daughter, who is the same age as Maggie. Maggie thinks it's brilliant, so they are obviously on the same wavelength.)

My mom says she's going to bring Mags a bag of Laffy Taffys so she can work on some new material! I'm sure she will love that.

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