... Did you do knitting karate when you were younger?
Me: Knitting karate?! Uh, no. What is that?
Kate: It's where you knit something *mimes knitting* and then you fight someone *karate moves*.
Me: Where did you hear about that?
Kate: On the Littlest Petshop cartoon.
Me: I think that was just supposed to be a joke. It's not a real thing.
Kate: Seriously?! *disappointed face*
Me: Sorry. Did you want to us to sign you up for knitting karate classes?
Kate: (embarrassed) No.