Mind Boggling. Pigs Flying. Hell Freezing.

WHAT. THE. WHAT.

Mumford and Sons (and others, including Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros and Alabama Shakes) are playing a two-day concert in Guthrie, OK.

Let me give you a moment to let that information sink in. Never mind. My mom told me about it yesterday and it still hasn't sunk in. No need to waste time waiting for it to make sense, because it never will.

And they revealed this astounding piece of news on my birthday. I think they are trying to subtly reach out to me, make contact, be my friend. Don't you think they're playing this concert just for me? I think they have a secret crush on me. That's what's going on here. Poor guys, I'm already taken!

Anyway, this concert series only has five shows total (at this point; will they add more?) and Old Crow Medicine Show are playing two of the other dates (Ohio and Canada). If OCMS were going to be at this Guthrie show, I'd... well, I just don't know what I would do, but it would be embarrassing. For Mike.

Hey, Mumfords, let me know if y'all need a place to stay. I know some people.