Monday, June 15, 2009

Go To Sleep

Go to sleep. Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep. Sleep - do it. Don't make me have to dose you up with Children's Benedryl. Mommy doesn't have time for a Child Protective Services investigation right now. Stop crying and go to sleep. Stop crying! Go to sleep! Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about. Did I just say that? Jeez. Just go to sleep. GO. TO. SLEEP. You better not wake up your sister. OK, go back to sleep because 20 minutes just doesn't cut it. Go to sleep. ARGH!! Please, please, I'm begging you. I'm willing to bargain - what do you want? Will you please go to sleep? I'll buy you a pony. You can have Dr. Pepper for breakfast. Just sleep now and we'll nail down the details tomorrow. How about you play quietly here and I'll sleep on the couch here - don't mind me if I just put this blanket over my head. For God's sake, just go to sleep!! *whimper*

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