Mike decided to endanger the life of our first born by piling up a heap of snow and sticking her slide on top of it. She loved it. Kate and I stepped out on the deck to watch her take a few runs down her own personal double black diamond and she was cackling with glee, skidding across the backyard on her bum. Except for the one time that Mike actually attempted to get a video, of course. This is not child abuse, just dumb luck. Please don't turn this in to the police as evidence. Thank you.
In our defense, you can hear her laughing if you listen carefully.