... Gram, you turned on the (oven) light! You're a genius!
... I need three things (holding up three fingers): I need to go to the potty, I need my hair fluffed, and I need to wipe my nose because I've been crying and crying. [Said to Mike's mom after she went upstairs to check on a crying Maggie who was supposed to be in bed asleep.]
... Holy bujeezus, this grape is enormous!